A few things before we get started…

+ Are you currently accepting new clients?

Between classes and my corporate job, I have limited availability for former clients (either in Chicago or fly me to you).

If you missed an opportunity to meet and you strongly feel there could be a connection, please introduce yourself and briefly explain what drew you to me and why you think we may be compatible. Visiting my twitter may help you learn more about me and my interests. (You'll need an account to view my posts.)

+ Contacting me (Advice for new and old friends)

Potential new friends should be forthcoming about screening information in the first email. I disregard first messages that don't include screening. I expect a reasonably competent person to be able to screen, schedule an appointment, and send a deposit within 5 emails. If infeasible, we probably wouldn't have gotten along anyway.

TIP: For new and old friends, the quickest way to lock down a time is by being specific about meeting time, place, and duration, and by sending a deposit. It's truly that simple. 💙

I am drawn to people who are direct, practical, and show respect for my time and boundaries.

I personally read every message. If you find yourself in a one-sided conversation with my inbox, I suggest sending my rate to my ETH address to get my attention:
0xd58E85B4461c753b408A4D24264C291d5E35cb5F

Alternatively, you may use Venmo/Cash App/BTC if we are already connected.

+ What screening information do you need?

The more screening information you provide, the more likely it is we will meet!

The fastest and simplest way to screen is employment verification. My preferred method is to contact me from an account connected to your work. I can provide a discreet, unlisted email address for this purpose.

Other examples of screening information that may be helpful but are not sufficient on their own include your photo ID (driver's license/passport), a link to your profile on a company website or LinkedIn, proof of academic affiliation (by sending a friendly note to my unlisted email address).

References from upscale providers are appreciated, but I do require real-world information and cannot rely solely on references.

+ Deposits (Required)

All meetings, with new and old friends, require a 20% deposit to confirm. This is to ensure utmost respect for both our times.

I accept Venmo (private account, transactions invisible), Cash App, or BTC. I cannot accept gift cards as a form of deposit (even for overseas friends).

Venmo/Cash App have been meticulously designed for simplicity and user accessibility. If you download either app and follow the prompts, it’s nearly impossible to fail.

Buying BTC with a debit/credit card is exceptionally straightforward on Coinbase (friendly prompts + UX). Intent to invest/hold is unnecessary (although I happen to believe in crypto’s long-term future—feel free to ask me about this!); you can buy and send pretty much instantly. :)

None of the e-deposit options I listed are in any way challenging or time-consuming. If using them is beyond your abilities, I’m afraid we are intellectually incompatible and I kindly request that you please refrain from contacting me.

+ Travel/Fly me to you

Summoning me to a more convenient location is fairly straightforward. ♥️
Transportation costs would need to be sent in advance along with a 20% deposit. Just ask for my Venmo, Cash App, or BTC address.
Fri/Sat/Sun/(Mon morning flight) typically work well for me. I feel comfortable meeting in SF or NYC on short notice.
Passport ready. 🌐

+ Same day availability

Worth asking. I won't be offended if your approach is immaculate and you're able to follow the directions outlined on this page. :)

+ Availability cont.

Generally, weekends (Friday, Saturday, Sunday) and weekday mornings work well for me. Other times may be arranged with a bit of planning.

+ Incall?

Sure! Let me know your preferences and I'll do my best to accommodate them. Incall rate = outcall rate.

+ What is your privacy policy?

I sincerely appreciate your trust in me and what happens between us is strictly confidential. On principle I will never share your information. If it makes you comfortable, I will happily sign a non-disclosure agreement.

+ Reviews

If you participate in review boards, I ask that you please refrain from contacting me. We will not get along as we already clash in our fundamental views towards women. If you breach this agreement, you will be promptly blacklisted across multiple platforms and obviously, my privacy policy no longer stands.

+ Cancellation Policy

Cancellations within 48 hours will incur a 20% cancellation fee (equivalent to your deposit). Paying a cancellation fee shows consideration for my time and opens up the possibility of us meeting in the future.

For dates requiring me to travel, deposits are generally nonrefundable.

If, for whatever reason, I need to make a last-minute cancellation (has yet to happen), I will of course refund your deposit to your original form of payment.

+ Dinner/Drinks?

We can do anything in our time together, but I do not offer unpaid time for dinner/drinks. My rate is for my time.

+ What services do you provide?

Money exchanged is for companionship only. Nothing else is implied or contracted for. Explicit questions will unfortunately result in an end to our communication.

+ Duo, Couples?

I adore women and am happy to see couples at no additional fee. Duos are my rate plus hers.

+ Likes

Travel dates, stable long-term connections, vulnerability and imperfections, co-showering, co-sleeping.

+ Dislikes

Tired, antiquated arguments masquerading as concern about how companions are exploited victims. yawn

+ Gifts ♡

An eternal keepsake of our affection and shared devotion. ⛓️♥️
Cartier
My sensitive skin only tolerates solid yellow gold.
Love bracelet size 17.

Lingerie 🎀 :
GC is safest: I have an extensive collection and it may be difficult to tell which sets I already own.
Agent Provocateur
Honey Birdette
Pleasurements (Bordelle)

Shoe size 6. 👠